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Guys! Am moving to blogspot

Obstacles are many

1) Blogs are bolocked in office.
2) The more proxys i use, the more anti-proxies are generated by the network group in my office.
3) Friends and Bloggers are not able to add comments in my Blog due to the stringent policy adopted by livejournal
4) I am accessing a web-mail and the domain is behind a firewall
and finally guys
5) am off to China again.God willing i'll be pulling off a client. so wont be blogging for two weeks( even if i do , i wont be regular).
6) ill be available in http://chronicwriter.blogspot.com/ (20/7)
and ill be in action in Orkut (16/7).. Orkut is blocked for 8 hours during working hours..

chronicwriter

I am Nominated

Ooooooooh. That was soooooooooo quick.....




Funny Video?




This video is dedicated to my MBA friend IIT.
This incident happened in a bachelors party in cochin. The Rajagiri MBA guys(2004-2006) were having a great time. Suddenly IIT@ midhun started flexing his muscles and chriz tried a one hand stand. It resulted in a bad kick that blackened IIT's eye.watch this funny incident

IIT....Miss you hunney(am not gay)

CHRONICkickerWRITER

Blowing my own trumpet

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Prason Christopher Robin
Birthday:Friday the Thirteenth of the month of April
Birthplace:Coimbatore in Tamilnadu
Current Location:Oppice cubicle
Eye Color:Brown
Hair Color:Brownish Black.. Am balding now
Height:Sachin Tendulkar and me have this in common.
Right Handed or Left Handed:Use both hands for specific reasons
Your Heritage:My nutty Nature.
The Shoes You Wore Today:Jordan..I have not changed my sox for the last 17 years
Your Weakness:Orkut
Your Fears:God
Your Perfect Pizza:let it fall. Then ill tell
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Publish my book ," MEN DON'T CRY"
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:OMG
Thoughts First Waking Up:Oh No.. I haveta take a bath again.
Your Best Physical Feature:My Tongue. It wags a lot
Your Bedtime:Flexi-Timings
Your Most Missed Memory:My MBA days. Sitting with my friends and talking non-stop
Pepsi or Coke:Sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King:KFC
Single or Group Dates:Not less than 4
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocks please
Cappuccino or Coffee:Black TEA..
Do you Smoke:Not anymore.. But my Bike still does it...
Do you Swear:It is said in the bible that i am not supposed to swear
Do you Sing:I guess so.
Do you Shower Daily:Ha Ha Ha..
Have you Been in Love:Always.. 1 corinthians 13
Do you want to go to College:Yes Yes Yes... I miss my college big time..
Do you want to get Married:Not ready to part with my Rib Bone in the near future
Do you belive in yourself:I do (am i confessing now?)
Do you get Motion Sickness:Well.. I am loving this survey now
Do you think you are Attractive:I gaze at my reflection for long hours.
Are you a Health Freak:Yes. I used to be a complan boy.
Do you get along with your Parents:100%.
Do you like Thunderstorms:No...
Do you play an Instrument:Guitar and mouthorgan.. Are they instruments?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yup.
In the past month have you Smoked:Been a Year
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Yup. I Had a paracetamol last week
In the past month have you gone on a Date:My desires conflict with what i deserve
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Went to Big Bazar last night and bought a toothpick box
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Had Tiger Biscuits an hour back..
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yup. Two weeks back in China
In the past month have you been on Stage:Yup.. Sang along with GOO GOO DOLLS in China.. That was an amazing experience
In the past month have you been Dumped:I do not venture into any other's personal space. so No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Every day with Dolly in my bathtub. (Dolly is the name , i have given to my scrubpad)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:I am very bad in stealing.
Ever been Drunk:Yes
Ever been called a Tease:Always. Gender Un-Biassed.
Ever been Beaten up:Thrashed to the core by my School teachers
Ever Shoplifted:No.
How do you want to Die:Can i skip this one?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:I never grew up. Well~ someone, who always made others happy.
What country would you most like to Visit:I dunt wanna go out of India.. I am sick of travelling.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Hazel
Favourite Hair Color:Black
Short or Long Hair:Depends on what suits that person.
Height:Compact
Weight:Compact
Best Clothing Style:Modern yet modest.
Number of Drugs I have taken:2 ^ 34 * E^2.5
Number of CDs I own:Four Stacks
Number of Piercings:48 on my tendon.
Number of Tattoos:None. But would love to ave one soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Life is a gud learning experience.

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

All in the Family

When i was a kid, i used to read the " All in the Family" cartoon strip which used to come in the front page of "The Hindu"....Now as a grown up guy, ( mentally atleast, if not in stature)I am planning to use real life characters in my blog.These characters include my folks back home and My Close Circle of friends

1)Senior = My dad ( Am not gonna call myself junior. I'd rather call myself Senior II. It would be like king James I,II,II and so on....)

2)Mom = My mother( I would often refer to her as my first girlfriend. BTW her first boyfriend's name is David. David's son's name is Chriz ( That is me), and my first girl's name is Shobana)

Trivia:
Dad is a scientist and he is the GM of ISRO. They make some rockets and stuff. We have an In-House Osama at our place. Mom does not build homes. But she is a home maker.

3) Preetha and Johnny.( Preetha happens to be my Second girlfriend and she is also the first child of the Davids... Johnny married Preetha in 2003 and thus he became my Brother-in-LAW. Talking about law, i flunked in my law paper in my MBA).Preetha and Johhny are in Sunnyvale,California.BTW, Me and Preetha are siblings.

4)Jeremy  David and Jolena Annika ( Do they sound like some Hollywood characters?... Hold on.. Jeremy is my Nephew and Jolena is his sister and so she becomes my niece).Jeremy will be three this september and Jolena will be three months this August.Did i tell you that Preetha and Johhny are the parents of these kids?

Trivia:
Jolena is my God child and so I am her God father ( Brando-Alpacino and Puzo!!!, plz bear wimme)

5) Andy,Varun,Joseph,Jithin,Aby ,Shiv,IITand My Kid-Dhanya.

Andy and Varun are my present room-mates and they are my colleagues also.Andy is a Process Analyst and Varun is an HRE.(BTW, I am a Business Analyst).Incidently Andy,Varun,Joseph,Jithin,Aby,Shiv and IIT were my MBA batchmates. and yeah! My kid-Dhanya is my sub-junior.

More characters will be included in due course of time. (These would include living creatures from my school days, engineering days, days in chennai/pondycherry/cochin/nagercoil/Trivandrum/China...)

More to come....
Chronicwriter

The unlucky ME

I have never been lucky in all my life.My stars did not shine as they were supposed to.. When i fell in love with Anna Kournikova , she fell for Enrique. I went without food for three days.Even i am not lucky when it comes to riding my bike. My splendor bike is an example and u'll understand what i am trying to convey, if u take a look at my bike.My biking skills reach its pinnacle when i ride it. The dis-oriented shape of my bike is a clear indication of my riding skills. But then man was never destined to be lucky. If that were true, he would have been a woman. Here are ten reasons why i call myself unlucky

1) I had my first love failure when i was in kindergarden when my then girlfriend,"Renu" went away with my kindergarden nemesis,"Shabir". (Apparently Renu is now happily married with Ashok and they have two kids)

2) Two weeks back,I was playing street cricket with some ten year old kids and this girl," shivani"(she is just 9 years), bowled me in the very first ball. My dreams of hitting sixes and fours vanished

3) When my friends Anto and Shiva copied in the class test, i was spanked by Mr.Arulanandham,(My mathematics teacher.)for not informing him, cos he saw me ogling at their copy-writing skills

4) I never had a girlfriend during my engineering days

5) My girlfriend during my MBA days ran away with her Boy friend.

6) I have scrapped Mr. Orkut, himself. But he never bothered to scrap me back. I guess he thought i was gay

7) My engineering room-mate, "Andrew"(name not changed cos of cruel intentions), used to sleep in my bed and i used to sleep in his bed.

8) I scored a centum in Tamil in my +2 Board exams.(100 out of 200)

9) My project was rejected in MBA.( I dun know why?)

10) If you are wondering why i added point number 7 in the unlucky list,I have to admit that Andrew had an habit of bed wetting.

This post is dedicated to Andrew.

-chronicwriter

Project India 2012

Disclaimer: This post is really gross. Read with your nose closed!

With efficient family planning,India is soon catching up with China.The popluation is exploding like little boy and fat man and the effects would be drastic( my eighth sense tells me so). A socio-sensual guy like me( the letters UAL is added for the glamour effect. do not drift away) would ofcourse be thinking about the nation all the time.

My eighth sense was triggerred a week back when i went to Chennai to spend the weekend with my old church-mates. ( May 26th 2007-saturday-5 am) . " Oh girl-John Lennon started singing" ( I am referring to my ring tone). My friend Winfred Chelliah was on the other end (Winfred happens to be an old horse and he is MCC Chappel Choir master).
Win: Hello
Chriz: Yes 
Win: Guess. Who is this!( Imagine someone saying this to you at 5 am)
Chriz: Dunno. I dun have the strength to guess
Win: Give a shot
Chriz: Usha Udhupth?
Win: Hey! am ur uncle da( i seriously do not like any one calling me DA)
Chriz: winfi?
Win: Yippeeeee( As if he had won the Golden Globe)
Chriz: Howideeeeee( My friend in college used to temme , that this kind of talk is used by the Yo -gen group)
Win: Doing good. Your dad told that you are in Chennai now
Chriz: Yes( i had other plans with my friends. i did not want him to fix any plans)
Win: There is a rock concert in YMCA grounds this evening. The strings would be good. Are you acoompanying me?
Chriz: ok! sure. me too going for the same this evening with my friends.

Soon it was evening. Four nuts got into the car, with the biggest nut on the wheel ( that is me). Soon we were in Ashok Pillar Signal. My sight got fixed on the four lions sitting back to back. MY eighth sense started working.
My thoughts went on a whirlwind( India-population explosion-India shining-wings of fire-mahatma gandhi-abdul kalam-rajaram mohan roy-sati-sania mirza-veerapaandiya katta bomman).And finally when the whirlwind stopped, i had the answer to the biggest ever question that is rackling everyone.



The biggest ever question:

At the current rate of population explosion, India would be filled with 200 crore people by 2012.
With the current toilet manufacturing rate which is 2 toilet/machine/day, the country would not have enough toilets to acommodate 200 crore bum's in times of crisis.

The Biggest ever answer

Applying rules of correlation and regression, only 185 crores of bums can be accomodated by the available resources at a single Go. So if four lions can sit back to back , Why can't four human beings do the same thing?
But care should be taken during the post-deposit-process.

-Chronic(saver)writer


The brave dreamer

Do you dream? or atleast have you saved anyone in your life? If not ,this inspirational story of mine would change ur life for ever.

 I had my first dream when i was just two months old. I used to dream about Israel-Palestine peace talks and also about world peace. I was so worried about the humanitarianism that even in my dream i used to strive hard for a green world. My heart used to be so heavy during such dreams that i used to cry non-stop. My parents had a tough time taking care of their two month old son who was busy dreaming about world peace. I even used to wet my bed during such dreams ( The concept of wet dreams evolved from one such incident). I even used to wet my bed when i grew up. The burden for the society was of such high degree.

 As days flew by, i became a dreamer and my dreams gained expertise and i started dreaming about botechnology, sociology, genetic science, archeology, business administration and before long i celebrated my first birthday. The burden in my heart was so much that i did not even have enough power to blow the candles in my birthday cake. My mother helped her genius son( that is me) in blowing the candles.

Days went by and i was in School. I was in kindergarden. My dreams had a disastrous effect because of a girl called Renu. She was also so much concerned about the society , cos she always cried in class. What a pair, we made! She cried during the day time and i cried in my sleep. 

She had lovely blue eyes and a pint size nose that oozed out Phlegm cos her nostrils did not have a stopper. Her lips were like those sugar coated strawberries( Now! Don't u go into a dreamworld! she is mine!!).She was taller than me though. But does size matter? Her hair was as soft like the brush we used to clean our toilet. ( Am i describing her in a obscene manner? Glad that we did not have any sexual harassment policies in kindergarden)

Every love story should have a villain. In our case, the villain came in the form of Shabir. He was the hero of the class because he was the only one who can chew a chewing gum without swallowing it. The girls were amazed at his wonderful chewing gum-chewing abilities. He used to defeat me round and square in academics also. My vocabulary was so limited then. according to me A was apple. But Shabir used to confuse everyone saying that A was for air-plane. When we were using chalk pieces and black slate boards for writing , he was the first one to use a note book and a pencil. To cope up with the ever increasing competition, i bought my first note book and pencil. I never knew how to hold a pencil. But who cares , cos now i had half the class's attention. Shabir could not take it any longer. He grasped my pencil and broke it into two pieces. Such actions were considered to be an act of bravery. Renu fell in instant love with him. I could not take it any longer. I started screaming at the top of my voice. My class teacher( on whom i developed an affection at a later point of time) rushed to the scene and instead of punishing him , she started thrashing my bum( cos possession of pencil in kindergarden was treated as a crime under the POTA kindergarden Act).Renu started avoiding me.

That night i had a dream. 



The whole school caught fire because of a cosmic explosion planned by Iraq and Iran. I started weeping cos i can see Renu caught between the flames. I ran as fast as my little feet could carry me and before long i was standing in front of the class. I opened the door with one powerful kick and searched for a fire extinguisher. But i could not find one in the near by surroundings. That night before hitting bed i drank lots of water and as the water tank was full, i decided to save my Renu by extinguishing the fire using the only resource available at that time. I did not give a second thought and with in seconds, I was performing the extinguishing act. Suddenly some one hit me hard on my back and i woke up to see my angry dad, closing the refrigerator with parting words “ stop peeing in the refrigerator”


 
-Chronicwriter

Most Inspirational quote

I first flunked in an exam when i was in class three.
Then it became an habit.
Cleared my engineering with a great base and the same effect had its implications on my MBA too.
Even at work i am kicked left right and centre when ever i fumble with presentations.
and when i thought it was THE END;I came across this Quote.

" I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career.
  I've lost almost 300 games
  I've been trusted to take the game winning shot 26 times and i missed
  I've failed again and again in my life and
  That is why i Succeed."
                - Michael Jordan
 

Now i have a reason to fail.

Jokes apart!, it is indeed inspiring.

Happy BirthDay Jammy

It is  Jammy's  Birthday! 



Who is Jammy?

He is 165 cms tall.

He is Tamil, but has a Mallu connection.

He is extremely Funny.

Hold on.... I am not blowing my own trumpet.

I am talking about  Jamshed Velayuda Rajan  ...   Big characters come in small packages. He is India's second most funniest blogger.

Chronicwriter wishes Jammy to become India's funniest blogger so that i can fill his shoes and become the second funniest blogger. My shoe size is 8. I guess i can fill in ur shoes JAMMY! I do not mind even if it stinks, cos i am wearing mine for the past 17 years without socks..



- Chronicwisher

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